June 2011
32 posts
What'sLeftIsLove: How to Impersonate Sam Assaf Over the Internet →
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Step 1: Pose a thought-provoking question, preferably Bible- or God-related
Step 2: Answer it yourself in capital letters
Step 3: Top it off with “lmfo”
Real-Life Examples:
#1
sin can drive you to God, does that mean God uses sin?NO
lmfo
#2
what are you talking about?NOTHING IMPORTANT
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you found worth: AN ATHEIST PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY WAS SPEAKING TO HIS CLASS ON THE... →
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AN ATHEIST PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY WAS SPEAKING TO HIS CLASS ON THE PROBLEM SCIENCE HAS WITH GOD. HE ASKED ONE OF HIS NEW CHRISTIAN STUDENTS TO STAND.
- Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
- Student : Yes, sir.
- Professor: So, you believe in God?
- Student: Absolutely, sir.
I love this. Heard it so many times. But it never gets old.
You vs God
- You say: It’s impossible.
- God says: All things are possible. (Luke 18:27)
- You say: I’m too tired.
- God says: I will give you rest. (Matthew 11:28-30)
- You say: Nobody really loves me.
- God says: I love you. (John 3:16 & John 13:34)
- You say: I can’t go on.
- God says: My grace is sufficient. (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalms 91:15)
- You say: I can’t figure things out.
- God says: I will direct your steps. (Proverbs 3:5-6)
- You say: I can’t do it.
- God says: You can do all things. (Philippians 4:13)
- You say: I’m not able.
- God says: I am able. (II Corinthians 9:8)
- You say: It’s not worth it.
- God says: It will be worth it. (Romans 8:28)
- You say: I can’t forgive myself.
- God says: I FORGIVE YOU. (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
- You say: I can’t manage.
- God says: I will supply all your needs. (Philippians 4:19)
- You say: I’m afraid.
- God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear. (II Timothy 1:7)
- You say: I’m always worried and frustrated.
- God says: Cast all your cares on ME. (I Peter 5:7)
- You say: I don’t have enough faith.
- God says: I’ve given everyone a measure of faith. (Romans 12:3)
- You say: I’m not smart enough.
- God says: I give you wisdom. (I Corinthians 1:30)
- You say: I feel all alone.
- God says: I will never leave you or forsake you. (Hebrews 13:5)
